4w ago

Deadly Sins Rule

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Definitely met some folk with penis gluttony
- Where, out of curiosity? Asking for a friend. My friend is a penis.
  
  Hoping to make a friend?
- Just going to town on them like the cookie monster
Lust ✅
Gluttony ✅
Wrath ✅
Pride ✅
Sloth ✅
Greed ✅
Yeah, checks out.
- Fullmetal Penis Brotherhood
  
  That's just metalhead bros.
  
  There must be interesting opinions about what would be equivalent exchange.
- i'm gonna need you to define what it is to be penis sloth
  
  Erectile disfunction?
  
  A pissing in bottles because you're too lazy to leave your chair.
  
  Penis sloth: specialised tendons that lock into place give them the power to hang on for long periods of time without wasting any energy, even while sleeping.
- Wrath: that's just pp bdsm.
  
  Or certain transphobic acts of violence.
- In this case what makes lust, gluttony and greed different?
  
  Gluttony: I desire all the penises and will waste them garishly on myself in excess in all sorts of ways.
  Greed: I must own and control all the penises.
  Lust: I desire penises above all else and want them to fuck me specifically.
  
  My friends know about this account, so I’ve said too much already.
  
  Tbh you can reframe all of them as just different flavors of greed
Penis sloth
If anyone is experiencing penis gluttony,, hit me up.
Penis gluttony
I have penis apathy.
Any penis gluttons who need an extra lmk
And I immediately think “the mushroom strain?”
Penis... avarice?

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