4w ago

bank thief

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That response wasn't as salty as I expected.
someone needs to get milked
- ✋
- I have nipples
  
  And I moo like a cow
The real comedy is the deadpan delivery I feel through a total lack of punctuation.
Its like Ben Stein read the whole thing.
What a twist!
Imagine this being real. Bank visitor has no tastebuds
- Are you making assumptions about how the milk that a sperm bank employee drinks tastes? Is there a stereotype that they all drink skim milk or something? I think we are above that here.
  
  I know, right, we don’t even know if it was dairy milk.

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