Vance Boelter, suspect in shooting of Minnesota lawmakers, taken into custody in Sibley County
Vance Boelter captured, charged in shootings of Minnesota lawmakers
I kinda expected a dude who dressed as a cop to murder multiple people to have a better plan than “run and hide in the woods.” I was totally expecting a long, drawn out manhunt. Glad it’s over and people can sleep peacefully though
I kinda expected a dude who dressed as a cop to murder multiple people to have a better plan than “run and hide in the woods.
It's almost like he isn't very good at thinking things through.
Every last one of these insane fucks thinks themselves some kind of chosen, picked-by-god leader of the apocalypse main-character in the stupidest fairy-tale they never grew out of. They aren't just narcissistic, that implies some level of brain-power. This is a whole other level of self-absorption that turns off conscious thought.
I'm not even being hyperbolic, fundamentalist Christian doctrine is meant to strip of you thinking, of rationalization. You can be a very smart person and not have conscious thought about critical aspects of life or the world around you. Thinking isn't the same as being able to drive cars, go to work, plan murders, etc. You can do all that stuff without having a mental dialogue or monolog that lets you reason out ideas in your head. You only get that inner-dialogue if you've grown up in an environment that allows for it, by training you to question and figure things out on your own.
Religion doesn't let you figure things out on your own. You exist as this shape moving through life just waiting to die so Jesus can wrap you up in his arms and rock you to sleep like a lil' baby or something. It's a death cult. There is no value towards life of anyone. I was raised in that environment but never quite got the same incentive for heaven because it never made sense and seemed like eternal bliss would be a boring nightmare you could never wake up from.
People who do wild shit like this generally don't have a plan for afterwards.
I sometimes visit the successor site of the_donald to see them erase their memories in real-time. They were 1000% sure it was a Dem black person yesterday. They even had insider info from police connections. Today it's crickets and false flag.
(There's always, always, without fail, accusations of false flags. From CIA, from FBI, from antifa, from George Soros, from Bill Gates. How do you even talk to people like this?)
Alex Jones sets a lot of that up too. It’s really disturbing. He’ll talk about how there’s going to be a false flag shooting preemptively any time there is a big protest or similar planned. It’s almost like he’s outright calling for it to happen, giving permission to some psycho with a gun because they know he’ll cover for them.
Oh I don't doubt Alex Jones is still at it. I don't follow closely at all to the conservative-sphere but they all absolutely incite stochastic terrorism.
And they all are quick to discard previous and current beliefs as if they never happened. It's kind of crazy how efficient they all are at converging on the same new belief when the previous one becomes too indefensible.
You don’t it will only tighten the brainwashing screws even tighter
There is no way Trump will pardon him
Other famous predictions I've made include:
As President, Trump can only pardon people for federal crimes, not state.
If he wants to pardon people for Minnesota state crimes, he has to run to be governor of Minnesota, win, and he still can't do pardons single-handedly then:
https://mn.gov/crc/about-us/board-pardons.jsp
The Minnesota Board of Pardons (Board), which consists of the Governor, the Minnesota Attorney General, and the Chief Justice of the Minnesota Supreme Court, may grant a pardon or commutation to individuals who meet basic eligibility requirements set forth in state law. To receive a pardon or commutation, the Governor and at least one other Board member must vote in favor of clemency.
There's no law saying Trump can't run for governor of all 50 states simultaneously. Oh, wait, there is? Well there's no law saying Trump can't break the law
Why do you need an entire council to pardon a local menace, but you only need one high-functioning sociopath to release a nation-wide criminal?
See, the mistake you're making is thinking Trump gives a fuck about the law.
Can't even imagine how quickly everything would go to shit if he actually pardoned him (state charges anyway so can't happen). Instant green light to a third of the country that they "can" just kill democrats.
Trump considering a pardon in 3...2...1...
If they get him on state charges, only the Minnesota Board of Pardons can do that. Which consists of the Governor Tim Walz (D), Chief Justice of the Minnesota Supreme Court (appointee of Walz), and Minnesota Attorney General (D)
Good thing he can't touch state charges.
I don't think this cracker has enough money to buy a Trump pardon.
VANCE is a shit name
This Vance has spent the last decade trying to de-Trumpify the Republican Party:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Vance_(politician)
This guy is J.D. Vance's cousin and volunteered to fight in Ukraine, was really upset with J.D. about Ukraine:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nate_Vance
During his three years in Ukraine, Nate Vance fought in some of the war's fiercest battles. According to reports, he saw frontline combat in major engagements including the battles of Kupiansk, Bakhmut, Avdiivka, and Pokrovsk – hotspots in eastern Ukraine that experienced intense and sustained fighting.[16][17]
Vance remained in Ukraine until early 2025. He was formally discharged from Ukrainian service in January 2025.[18]
Well our current VANCE killed the dog at one house for no fucking reason
There is some level of divine irony in the fact that the vice president went from "JD who?" to now "Oh same as that killer guy" in common parlance. That smoke-eyed, infant-faced, nazi sofa-molester can't catch a break and I'm here for it.
I do so love this comment - thank you! LOL
I'm glad he was taken alive
Let him rot in a cell rather than becoming a martyr
At least, until the Tangerine Toddler makes noises about pardoning him...
Murder charges with life in prison would be sent out by the State, not pardonable by the president
What a crazy world you live in.
So when is he getting a personal call from Yam Tits, telling him he didn't a great job and is a true Murikan? Possibly offering a pardon and job too?
Now vigilante murder is bad when the victim is “one of us,” but when it was “one of them,” it was all cheers and applause.
This kind of comment is a hallmark of a 2-dimensional mind, a linear thinking system that doesn't look at outcomes, people, lives or anything other than what group you belong to and how accepted you are in that group.
I can rip your logic to shreds if you want to dance. If you really, truly, actually think you have a point and moral, ethical framework to make some kind of argument, I can dismantle it and make you very frustrated. Just say the word and I'll make you painfully aware that you're not just ill-informed, but a victim of media you choose to consume and as a result are incapable of juggling more than one idea in your head at a time and this is why you're miserable.
Sure, let’s go. But if your argument is as strong as you seem to think it is, you shouldn’t need to wrap it in this condescension and chest-thumping. I'm always open for an debate - but if the tone stays at "let me enlighten your dumb little mind," I’ll check out rather quick. I’m here to discuss ideas, not trade insults.
Now, I’ll be the first to admit my original comment was intentionally provocative but I stand by the underlying point: I oppose vigilante violence across the board, regardless of who the target is. And if someone cheered for Luigi's killing but condemns this one, I think that’s morally inconsistent. That’s what I was calling out - a double standard that, to me atleast, reeks of tribalism more than principle.
Only one side uses the term "one of us" like they're on a football team
I bet you think what's happening in Israel is bad
yeah, yeah, everyone admires you, Mr. Shitdontstank.
Man you remember when Michael Reinoehl shot a white nationalist in self defense and was gun downed in a hail of bullets the second LEOs got site of him.
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
I remember reading about that. Quite a lot of fuckery, though I'm also not surprised. Despite Portland being very blue, the surrounding rural area is deep red with right-wing nutjobs. Up there with Michigan-crazy right-wing militia. So odds are good police knew the guy from Saturday nights...
Kid gloves for white nationalists, jackboots for the rest of us
The guy he killed was a moron but Michael Reinoehl was a menace to society