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fossilesque @mander.xyz

1mo ago

pat pat pat

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I like more compare with the Harpia birdy
- Paper beats rock
  
  Here Paper always win, it's healthier
Whoa
- You are huge!
  
  You think I'm big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!
  
  Thank you.
I know albatross are big, but I can't stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.
- Wingspans of >3,5m and bodies > 1m. https://www.treehugger.com/albatross-facts-5073421
He wants to fuck that bird, doesn't he?
- Looks mutual
  
  Oh well that's ok then.
God literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.
Don't do it man!
- I dk he looks like he's enjoying it.
  
  She's got 'fuck me' eyes.
Doesn't really show the friggin' massive wingspan of the damn things, though...
- Woah is that Bill Murray?
  
  No.
- Your armspan is your height..what does this pose accomplish?
You've earned me chip, big fella
Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.
When their pecker is bigger than your 'pecker'...
If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?
- Is that John Cleese?
  
  Indeed, in a little maids dress and apron, selling an albatross during the movie intermission.
Original Illustration to Samuel Coleridge's "Rime of the Ancient Mariner", 1798 (not colorized).
- I was think of this! How the fuck did he hang that from his neck??
  
  Yeah, I didn't realize that when I first heard it. I guess that's why it's a punishment. If they just hung a tiny parakeet off his neck, it wouldn't be much of a punishment.
This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?
- !sciencediagramshitposting@sh.itjust.works
That dinosaur is about to eat that 8 year old boy, is nobody doing anything?!
What flavor is it?
- Sea bird
That's the expression of a man who just had a random naked encounter with an albatross. It's a mix of befuddlement and wonder.
Ooh and that's alright, I'm ok
I'll pet the albatross
For one more day
Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?
At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.
Watch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy).
- Underweight my ass. Poor bird is so fat and out of shape that it couldn't even attempt to flee... :(
  
  It's a chick: they just waddle, play with hay, and do flappies while waiting for their parents to occasionally feed them. Albatross chicks are huge.
Carlos for scale.
ALLLLBATROOOSSS!
- Two choc-ices please.
Hm, how tall is the person? I mean people's size varies. You can be under a meter or 2m 10.
Let me tell you all a story 'bout a mouse named Lorry
i just realized the only way for me to actually comprehend their size is to think of them as glide-flying swans

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