Confederate lovers want participation trophies.

This picture smells like old cigarettes

The south is a bottom and likes getting topped by the north. Prove me wrong.

Dude looks like a Schedule 1 character

Yeh genie I wish my cousin didn't have no teeth. And fur my secnd wish I wish cousins were in legal to murry. Fur me finaal wish, I wish for a Harley davidnson Turing bike that had nver endin case of bud light in its saddle bag.

My only regret is my bladder isn't big enough to soak everything in that room with piss.

He sure does love the battle flag of the Army of Northern Virginia, First Corps. Wait, is that not what he means?

Definitely Apple Skoal

He’s never tried meth.