2mo ago

When you marry someone who thinks ahead

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Going by the spillage, that stuff is already fuckin rancid as hell
- Nah, it's just crunchy.
  
  crunchy and 'spicey'
I think I'm overpaying for peanut butter
So you're going to die this year? Because peanut butter has a way shorter expiration date than he seems you think. Though if you eat that much peanut butter in a year, so do y'all.
- That hing on their hands... It doesn't look like a spoon.
- Would old peanut butter kill ya? Perhaps that's what they mean by "a lifetime supply"?
  
  If your taste buds are working, it'd be pretty difficult to eat enough rancid oil to kill yourself.
Probably 2/3 of the way to racid already, smh
- Racid? Do you mean rancid?
  
  He meant racist.
Peanut butter may last 6–24 months unopened, or 2–3 months once opened. Natural peanut butters lack preservatives and may last several months unopened, or up to a month once opened.
Even if you have unlimited temperature controlled bugproof storage space this is a terrible idea
- It's only a 2 month supply
- I don't know what you think is going to make it spoil at 0-30K. (Maybe the freezing could destroy some organic compounds) A few hours in the oven and it should be fine.
  
  By temperature controlled I was thinking like, a root cellar, not negative 400 degrees
Is this some 'The Price Is Right' reveal? As a prepper, I bid $10,001!
I have to imagine this peanut butter was intended to feed animals, probably for hunting.
So it isn't even particularly sweet and processed at a lower standard than the stuff the husband was used to. But what do I know, maybe he always intended to bait hogs with it.
- Added sugar to peanut butter is an affront to the mighty peanut. Just grind that shit pure and smack it in your mouth like nature intended.
  
  Damn straight. Peanut butter is the best tasting food in existence and adding sugar to it is wildly insulting.
- it's on /r/AmIOverreacting, i think it's safe to assume the story is false
Like that guy who bought 40 pounds of parmesan for 10 bucks.
"What's for dinner?"
"Peanut Butter."
"Of course."
What a deal
Can those containers hold hundreds of pounds of... anything?
- Yes, that's why they use them.
That gonna go rancid before the first barrel is emptied.
That's not nearly enough for a lifetime
- If you ate all of it at once it would definitely last a lifetime. Especially if you have a peanut allergy!
- A single jar is more than enough for a lifetime.
  
  Especially, if you're allergic.
This is probably like... number one on the "my partner might be a doomsday prepper" checklist.

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