This doc is cold blooded.

I saw in a patient's chart recently that they were unable to perform a breast biopsy because her breasts were too small. I was like goddamn.

Would she like a second opinion?

In the world of medicine unremarkable is one of the best things you can hear!

Breast US!

I've heard this language doctors use come up before when someone was reviewing an autopsy."The testicles were unremarkable."

Visit the doctor and feel so ambushed you need to visit your psychiatrist.

Reminds me of when I had met my new doc after he reviewed my records and imaging,

"I didn't appreciate any arthritis in your joints"