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2mo ago

Ballistic Unicron anybody?

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Clown ass move picking the Marlin rather than a Narwhal
- Narwhals, Narwhals swimming in the ocean.
  Causing a commotion.
  'Cos they are so awesome!
  With thanks to Weebl's Stuff
  Why, yes, my pop culture references are right up to date, thanks for noticing.
  
  Weebl is forever. I will die on this hill.
- They're like an underwater unicorn
  
  With a kickass facial horn
  
  not the space one that eats planets and universe, that UNICRON.
Unicron?
- ARBLUS, LOOK!
  
  Oh shit! What are we gonna do now?!
unicorn literally means one horn how dare you mock this institution with your duocorn rhinoceros
- Isn't that a bicorn ?
  
  No, this is a bicorn
  
  It's actually diceros bicornis, which means "two horned two-horner".
Narwhals:
- Narwhals have a tusk that is an overgrown tooth. Not very unicorn-like imo
  
  You're right, I should have known to differentiate the well-characterized biologies of both narwhals and unicorns.
Contrary to popular belief, what you see here is a unihorn.
A unicorn is actually this: 🌽 common mistake.
- Then what is corned beef?
  
  It's the ending of a cornhole
And the all encompassing Uni-verse.
Pfft, unicorn. I once saw a cow. Two horns! Double unicorn!!
Unicron Ŏ
- Did you know that Omikron means small O and Omega big O?
I would've gone for a heron instead of the pelican but I am ok with the pelican
unicron the planet eater.
Clean white sheets

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