🦀 🦀 🦀 Biden Is Diagnosed With an Aggressive Form of Prostate Cancer 🦀 🦀 🦀

Pro(ethno)state Cancer

The ProState Cancer Has A Right To Protect Itself

It was promised his ass 3000 years ago.

Oh dear! I hope the cancer is okay.

brb, gonna put a bottle of vodka in the freezer in anticipation

This is just confirmation that the Democrats knew that Joe would not be able to complete another 4 years.

Remeber how Bidens only ambitious policy was that they were gonna find a cure for cancer and he randomly started mentioning that out of nowhere.
I'm going with right around then for a diagnosis.
I think I can pinpoint the day Joe Biden received his cancer diagnosis... July 21, 2024.

Can't believe the evil Kim Khomeini Putin finally got him with the prostate cancer gun

My mind was just flooded with a vision of this condition aggravating very suddenly and the whole country being inundated with updates, which everyone received with applause, and Biden dies Beau is Afraid style with the whole of the world cheering it on.

It’s John McCain all over again.

P.S.

Cancer

🦀

Clever.

That is actually NOT what I was going for but I appreciate that you noticed.

From Jim Crow to superpredators and the prison industry complex to NAFTA and immigrant persecution to ethnic cleansing and genocide. The "hagiography" writes itself.

Oh no... how sad.......anyway

Yay

https://web.archive.org/web/20250518200943/https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/18/us/politics/biden-prostate-cancer.html

Someone should deadpan organise a crowdfunding campaign to help Biden pay for his treatment.

Yeah...

I don't feel bad obviously. But I don't feel good either. If this happened while he was in office then I would care, maybe, but otherwise this doesn't really change anything, beyond confirming the inevitability of his death.

Obviously celebrate if you want, I don't judge, but I just wanted to say something, not because I feel conflicted but because I just kinda dont feel anything. Which is odd for me

I guess it's hard to celebrate cancer, given we all know someone who's suffered and died from it. He deserves to be put on trial, not this.
But also fuck him.
- It's not hard in the slightest. It's embarrassing to have to read this insanity. There is no amount of suffering this man should be shielded from and humanity gains nothing by lamenting his torment.

i hope he can recover or at least gets decent treatment, but that doesn't erase all his bad deeds and still he's a bastard pro-genocide

Stop making a fool of yourself. He should be dead. He should have been dead decades ago.
The problem with these bastards is that they never die the way they should. They should be completing their sentences in the Hague. Instead, they live close to or over a century and die from routine illness or age, all their evil deeds in the rearview mirror.
if wish him a recovery only if there was a change he could be charged for his war crimes.