Dammit dad
Dammit dad
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They can't have been gone very long if one of the bowls of porridge is still too hot
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Goldilocks slept for an undisclosed amount of time
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You underestimate how hot a bowl of porridge can be.
The Porrigean theory has drawn a lot of attention lately from top theoretical physicists, and it addresses this very phenomenon.
It advances the hypothesis that the Big Bang was in fact a Primordial Porridge Bowl in a 4 dimensional plane that was so unbelievably hot that it was immediately dropped on the floor, and the projections of this spilled Primordial Porridge into a 3D plane are what we observe as "our universe".
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When was the last time you made tea? You leave for a few minutes, forget about it, and come back a couple hours later
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I remember the bears leaving so it could cool down for a bit. I guess that's been added by other annoyed storytellers
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The completely ignored laws of thermodynamics in this story always bugged me
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I love the Tiny Toons episode of this story. The bears get the sudden urge to do a capitalism, so they get in the station wagon and go to the local megamall with their credit cards and leave the doors unlocked.
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It was that hoity toity deer family walking by, with their white tails in the air like they’re better than us. We had to go out and “mingle”, show them we belong, help them understand the real hierarchy in the woods - but we got tired of chasing that vanity and took a while to get back
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As someone who likes his porridge hot this story never made sense to me.
It’s really disgusting when it’s cold.
Well yeah you are supposed to eat it when it's just right. Didn't you read the story?
I always assumed it was close to scalding, like to the point where an adult (or a bear) would be able to blow on it a few times and eat it, but Goldilocks being a dumb child was just burning her tongue.
what story is this about?
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Little Red Ridinghood.
What is porridge?
Oatmeal, though I’d argue it’s specifically steel-cut oatmeal.