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This implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor
- don't forget the snap, crackle, and popraptors!
  
  Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!
  
  or the Yomamaisaraptor!
- Velociraptor = ∫ Acceleraptor ⨉ Timeraptor
  
  ...+ Constraptor
- This joke is a bit derivative
- Don't forget Speedraptor!
  
  I didn't forget, I just don't know which direction that one ran off to!
  
  There’s a lack of consensus the matter. Some specialists claim that it belongs to the family of Amphetaminoraptors.
Shouldn't the raptors cancel though?
- Smh cancel culture these days
- So is it Distance(raptor²)/Time(raptor²)?
  
  No, Distance(raptor²)/Timeraptor, or Distanceraptor/Time.
Acceleraptor = ΔVelociraptor / Timeraptor
- Acceleraptor is a nice pokemon name.
- several derivatives down the line -> Snaperaptor
Except that velocity includes a direction component while neither distance nor time do. This would be a speedraptor.
- The equation produced a large number of speedraptors, but only the velociraptors survived over evolutionary time, because the non-velocity-aware speedraptors kept chasing their prey in the wrong direction.
- Displacemenraptor/timeraptor
  Actually that's still wrong.
  dDisplacemenraptor/dTime. Otherwise you cancel out the raptors.
  
  Or you could go with:
  
  (Distanceraptor/ Timeraptor) * Vectoreraptor
  The d is only needed if it is changing.
- Yeah we need a directionraptor
Akshually that would just be Veloci. It should be Distanceraptor/Time. Raptor/Raptor = 1
The legendary timeraptor that can control time
- And the distanceraptor that got tired of all the interplanetary travel and the tourists it brought and said "GO AWAY!"
  
  Are those the diamond and perl pokemon?
Here's a few more pixels
But would the raptor/raptor cancel out so there must be a distanceraptor but no timeraptor, that’s just silly
- or distance(raptor)^2
speedraptor don't care where you are.
speedraptor care about speed.
- Raptors can max out speed perception or distance perception, but not both. That's a law in physics.
  
  What does that effectively mean
- speedraptor don’t care where you are.
  Well of course, that would be the Positioraptor
Why not 'Chronoraptor'?
velociraptor = distance(raptor)²/timeraptor
acceleraptor = veloci(raptor)²/timeraptor = distance(raptor)²/(timeraptor)²
momentumraptor = mass(raptor)²/velociraptor
...you know what, I'm going to use dinosaur derivatives instead. GIMME A CHICKEN!
You mean (Distance*Raptor)/Time
Would a Velosaur not be riding a bicycle?
- Yo! Man. I got me down on the two wheels
  I got my own displacement
  And the time - by line - is rent
  Yo, man, got it down in the feels!
  Pick up them claws;
  We're opening doors
  An' when I integrate again
  I'm addin' that C, ya ken?
  Yo, man, check the map, yeah:
  I'm the Velo'C'Rapper
That's a Laser Raptor! Fuck!
I there a directionless speed raptor?
So ... if two Luxvelociraptors form a square and a Massoraptor crashes into them ...
Timeraptor has arrived .... ALAN
A lot of Velociraptors out there, in Banks, Insurances, Companies and Policy
I don't know why, but this meme triggered me.
- Post it to !imageai@sh.itjust.works !

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