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2mo ago

Human rice cooker

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When you want your whole body to smell like someone else's stinky feet, but don't want to smell them yourself.
footjob tent
Unus ~~Anus~~ Annus had an episode where they steamed themselves with their own piss in one of these, IIRC.
What a silly one-time thing.
- What a thing to read at 10 am
- I was almost sparred by youtube having deleted the video but archive.org graciously has it archived.
- Yes, one-time thing...
- pleeeaaase don't mistype annus
  
  Fish-Bach and Nester would approve 'Anus'.
I...is this a sex thing? ಠ_ಠ
- Nope an Asian dieting thing.
  
  then why do you have to put your feet there? 😭
  
  Huh...since I've seen very few fat Asians, they might be on to something here
- Anything is if you're brave enough
Here's what I don't get about every Chinese item on Amazon:
Why the terrible photoshop?
You've got a product. You make it. It's cheap crap, sure, but so are most established brands at this point. You probably make them in the same factory.
And surely somebody who works for you isn't a grotesquely ugly freak and could just hold the item, or otherwise use it as intended.
But no, everything from digital cameras to sticking plasters is slapped over the top of a bit of stock photography taken at an entirely different angle and lighting conditions to the one you took of the product.
Siamese twins with shared legs.
- toot toot
Hell, it's 2025. Don't act like it's your first time seeing a footjob privacy tent...
- Holy crap that’s funny.
Damn it, seeing this automatically replaces the face with Ethan...
Hmmmmm

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