Socialism bad

crop so bad that half of the village starved to death

Funniest comment I've seen this week
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Capitalism is when they make an artificial shortage of meme width.

Beware of the pixel tariffs
- These people have been stealing our pixels for so long. Have you seen how much China has been stealing? There memes are twice as large as ours. But everyone has been crying to me "Sir, but pixies aren't real." THEY ARE REAL!. My uncle has seen pixies. He was very smart, the smartest person I know perhaps. So from tomorrow, the pixel tariffs are being launched. Or pixies. I don't know, doesn't matter.
- Don’t give the wrong people ideas.

For anyone who wants a non-shit version

Me, when I have to hare a cup because of the avages of communism

In capitalism, you don't even get the cup
- I get it. With Cup+, I get all my cup needs* fulfilled for only 19.95 a month!
  *Limited to one cup at a time, revokable at any moment. You are not purchasing a cup, only the license to use it.
- In capitalism, you get a bad crop

Downvoted for 9000x jpeg compression and horrible cropping.

OP why would you post such a terrible image?

- Yeah there will be a time where shit posting will be literal pictures of turds. And if you dare say that it's bad content some smartass will tell you it's just a shitpost and to chill.
  Just like on No stupid question community here you can totally ask any stupid questions on purpose, it won't be moderated.
  What color is my underwear? How long is my middle finger? How green is the tree in front of my house? No stupid questions my dude. This is not trolling apparently.

There's two girls, but because of inflation and Cup Developers buying all the cups and renting the cups out, driving up cup prices, the girls can afford only one cup.

There will be replaced with a Cup Agent from OpenAI

Is this the same guy, who posted this?

Interesting claim of him.
You see, I don't know how difficult it is to find CP as I don't look for cp. If he knows that it is getting more difficult to find CP, he needs a reference to which he compares it.
Why is Jordan Peterson regularly looking for cp on Twitter?
- Idk. He gives me weird vibes.

And the poor men, they’re strapped to tables and their seed harvested against their will for nefarious deeds!

Is there a Lemmy function to block keywords?

I have never seen a conversation that was made better by this guy being a part of it. Even takedown videos make me feel like the other guy should have better things to do.