Tender moments

Good ending: they both were looking for friends outside of relationship

Better ending: they found their third
- Best ending: they both found out they weren't happy in the relationship, moved on, and found their person
- Eh, doubt that would be better. Among the Ethically Non-Monogmous, couples looking for a third are considered the worst. They're invariably looking for a woman to play out the guy's MFF fantasy. She might be OK with it as a birthday present for him or whatever, but it's not something she'd choose to do otherwise. If they do manage to find someone, it often doesn't go well.
  I think these couples need to put some cash aside and find an escort.
Great ending:
I was tired of my lady
\ We'd been together too long
\ Like a worn out recording
\ Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleepin'
\ I read the paper in bed
\ And in the personal columns
\ There was this letter I read
If you like piña coladas
\ And gettin' caught in the rain
\ If you're not into yoga
\ If you have half a brain
\ If you like makin' love at midnight
\ In the dunes on the cape
\ Then I'm the love that you've looked for
\ Write to me and escape
I didn't think about my lady
\ I know that sounds kinda mean
\ But me and my old lady
\ Had fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
\ Took out a personal ad
\ And though I'm nobody's poet
\ I thought it wasn't half bad
Yes, I like piña coladas
\ And gettin' caught in the rain
\ I'm not much into health food
\ I am into champagne
\ I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
\ And cut through all this red tape
\ At a bar called O'Malley's
\ Where we'll plan our escape
So I waited with high hopes
\ And she walked in the place
\ I knew her smile in an instant
\ I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
\ And she said, "Oh, it's you"
\ Then we laughed for a moment
\ And I said, "I never knew"
"That you like piña coladas
\ And gettin' caught in the rain
\ And the feel of the ocean
\ And the taste of champagne
\ If you like making love at midnight
\ In the dunes on the cape
\ You're the lady I've looked for
\ Come with me and escape"
If you like piña coladas
\ And gettin' caught in the rain
\ If you're not into yoga
\ If you have half a brain
\ If you like making love at midnight
\ In the dunes on the cape
\ I'm the love that you've looked for
\ Write to me and escape
Yes, I like piña coladas
\ And gettin' caught in the rain
\ I'm not much into health food
\ I am into champagne
\ I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
\ And cut through all this red tape
\ At a bar called O'Malley's
My friend was also looking for friends on Tinder. Now he's divorced.
Twist: they are actually in a polycule.
- I keep thinking a polycule is a type of polygon and that it can be mathematically represented in Euclidean and non-Euclidean space.
In my case, yes, I was much more desperate for gaming buddies.