Zipper-fly pants: Do you button your button first or zipper your zipper first?
Debates must be settled.
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Button first. Reduces stress on the zipper. Nobody wants premature zipper failure.
Also just makes the zipper easier to operate in general.
button first, both closing and opening.
Button first. Makes it easier to zip.
I leave them both open for ventilation.
I leave them open to assert dominance.
Tuck in undershirt, button, buckle belt. Do things for a couple hours. Wife tells me my pants are unzipped again
I usually button the button and immediately forget to zip the fly. Hours later after I've been in public all day I'll notice that the fly is unzipped and try to zip it without anyone noticing.
So you want us to show you our arseholes while you're showing everybody your peehole? You are a master of business.
Button first, then zipper, then put on pants.
Button first, zipper if I can be bothered ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hey your Kuhstall steht open
Zip, then button
Was someone watching the first season of Babylon 5?
Button then zip
Button, then forget to zip until there's a cold breeze
Button first then forget to zip
Zipper then button. Button first feels weird to me
Button first. Reduces stress on the zipper. Nobody wants premature zipper failure.
Also just makes the zipper easier to operate in general.