3mo ago

Are you ok, Annie?

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like i'm ok with small mistakes/if you've got no more chicken i'll take pork/but i'll blow my dad before i eat a burrito with a fork
- Kanye then seems perfectly rational compared to Kanye now
  
  I think it was South Park that broke him.
- i have three things:
  loneliness
  an unwieldy burrito
  a fork
  
  i love burrito bowls but bo burnham lyrics are even better
Jesus, that guy was fucking grotesque.
- Infinite money and access to unscrupulous doctors combined with mental illness and body dismorphia caused by years of abuse will do that to a person, go figure.
  
  I do feel bad for Jackson because he was an international celebrity from the age of 7 until he died. Dude didn't have a childhood, didn't get to go to a real high school, probably never even went on a date with someone who didn't already know everything about him already.
- Is that actually Michael Jackson, or a wax figure at Madame Tousse's? Genuine question
  
  Yes.
Why do they always wrap it into a ball tho
- because it doesn't matter how tubular your ball is when the only civilized way to eat it in public is with a fork anyway
  
  What kind of psychopath eats a burrito with a fork!?
  
  How to Eat a Burrito
  4 Consider a knife and fork.
- "Annie are you ok?"
What's with the nose?
- You're in for a fun ride, wikipedia even has an article on just this: Health and Appearance of Michael Jackson.
  In short: some kind of body dysmorphia, vitiligo, way too much money, and probably a personality disorder. He had so much plastic surgery done to his nose that the plastic actually broke through the surface of his nose. There is a lot of back and forth as to whether or not he was a child sexual predator or just trying to recapture a stolen childhood as an abused child star.

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