We had a blackbird in the back yard who was adopted by a flock of sparrows. Initially her mum died and her dad fed her, then dad disappeared and she started begging food from the sparrows. They obliged and she was part of their flock from then on, even when she got a husband.
I saw the rest of your post but my brain kept playing back homer in the bath and Bart smacking him with the chair
I semi-regularly put the milk in the cupboard and usually realize when I try to put the cereal in the fridge and it doesn't fit
barging in while you're taking a shower and demanding you make them Mac and cheese vomit in their mouth
We had a blackbird in the back yard who was adopted by a flock of sparrows. Initially her mum died and her dad fed her, then dad disappeared and she started begging food from the sparrows. They obliged and she was part of their flock from then on, even when she got a husband.