If the Guiness book of work records was started from scratch, what record do you think you could set?
If the Guiness book of work records was started from scratch, what record do you think you could set?
State all your assumptions upfront
If the Guiness book of work records was started from scratch, what record do you think you could set?
State all your assumptions upfront
All of them for a brief time, but then only one: quickest to be dethroned from every single world record.
I won't be setting any work records lol
Hah! Got 'em
Longest company bathroom break
Knot tying. Most half-hitches tied in 60 seconds or fastest time to tie all six of the "scout knots".
I assume 99% don't know them and I am reasonably quick at them, I could hold the record for at least a day or two.
Knot tying also, but in reference to my bad dragon collection
Work records suck.
I'd do something fun. I'd win for most breweries visited. I'm around 600.
I’d win for most breweries visited. I’m around 600.
You need to study up on Russian manipulation of your own mind, as you clearly have lost your Heart and Mind to Putin in how you go around on Lemmy attacking Americans who are educating about the Kremlin information warfare against the United States of America. Perhaps you have a Russian agent who has influenced you at one of these 600 breweries?
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"Rykov has created a series of websites, similar to Trump2016 ru, or used his Twitter page to post opinions on international politics. He often promotes rightwing political figures; for instance, he has previous promoted the National Front, a French nationalist political party, and its leaders, Jean-Marie Le Pen, and his daughter, Marine Le Pen. Rykov also uses events to draw favorable comparisons to Kremlin policy, such as likening Scotland’s independence movement to Russia’s annexation of Crimea from Ukraine."
Fastest time to get over a cold. Colds for me only last a few days and I recently got over one in 4. The person I caught it from still has congestion and a cough
When I was young I overcame a cold with fever and all over a single night. I felt invencible. Nowadays I feel like half the year I'm still trailing symptoms of one thing or other.
That's incredible!
Longest continuous edging streak. Hell, I might already hold that record anyway.
Least world records and most ties for a world record.
I mean, probably any of them that I'm able to do at all (e.g. I couldn't take the award for longest cat) seeing as there wouldn't be any records.
Most nails hammered into nose in 1 minute
Still not convinced I can't beat it
Record for most annoyed by lazy fucking co-workers.
I could probably set the record for apathy but I probably wouldn't care enough to try...