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bort @sh.itjust.works

3mo ago

oh yeeeeeee

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feral? more like fecal philosopher...
- I came here to say this and am heartened to see that someone beat me to the dad joke. Thanks fellow Lemming!
  
  In this context, fecal is funnier. Feral doesn't make much sense
- The real shitpost is always in the shitpost.
Big Diogenes Energy
- Diogenes would have been the ultimate shitposter if the dude had internet access. He'd end up more well-known than Ken M.
  
  In a rich man's car there is nowhere to spit but his floormat
  
  Diogenes was the dril of the ancient West
Behold! A featherless, bipedal shitposter!
A scholar of memery,
\ a meme connoisseur,
\ a memetics farmer.
"My son is also named Bort."
CDDA monster; shouts "Why are you?" and "Where is death?" in between throwing rocks with 100% accuracy at your chest. High chance of carrying beans.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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