It would not surprise me if America stopped giving out food stamps and started giving out fast food vouchers instead.
Nah you can't do that. Because hot food is illegal. Only cold food. And unprepared. Can't have welfare queens getting warm! They won't pull on their bootstraps otherwise!
Time to liberate these hamberders from their packaging
These hamburgers were cooked....well... let's be honest they were cooked to screw over America