You've heard of putting a steak on a black eye, haven't you? Yeah, that's what they tried first for his gruesome injury. He ate the steak. The ham will remain until he's hungry again. Please donate to help cover the cost of his continuing medical care.
I’m so confused. The dog is heroic just be being able to not eat the ham on his face.
Honestly? If you put ham on my face, I'd probably eat it before you told me I could.