Network Rail to set up property company to deliver 40,000 homes
Network Rail to set up property company to deliver 40,000 homes

Network Rail to set up property company to deliver 40,000 homes

Network Rail to set up property company to deliver 40,000 homes
Network Rail to set up property company to deliver 40,000 homes
"Sorry to the inhabitants of the proposed Stevenson Avenue, your road has been cancelled due to leaves on the plot, a member of staff will guide you to our tent replacement service."
Leaves on the line are actually a surprisingly nasty issue since they screw up adhesion. There was a nasty crash last year because of it that cut off a good chunk of Wales from the rest of the network.
Oh I don't doubt it. Doesn't stop it being a cliché though :P