Americans walked from door to door and failed to find a family Vance's wife could visit before cancelled visit in Nuuk, according to Danish TV2
Amerikanere stemte dørklokker i Nuuk før aflyst besøg, siger Steinmetz
cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/59540677
American representatives have been going around knocking on one door after another in recent days to ask if they would like to have a visit from the vice president's wife. Everywhere the answer was the same: "No, otherwise thank you," says Steinmetz.
ahahaha! Greenlanders were far more polite than I would have been.
Graceful Greenlanders
As an American, if they showed up at my front door the most polite thing I'd say to them would be the "fuck off and die" they'd hear right before I slammed the door.
Anyone uninvited gets the door slammed in their face, but I am rarely inspired to make a verbal statement as well.
There used to be an exception to the door slam for people selling girl scout cookies, but they don't go door to door anymore.
My door mat says "GO AWAY!", so I feel getting a door slammed in your face if you ring the doorbell is justified.
Protip: Learn to growl. When Jehova's witnesses or suchlike knock, be very polite, tell them they're welcome, how you're happy they came to you to find the light Lucifer brings.
"no, otherwise thank you" (nej, ellers tak) can be said in a variety of ways.
The entire purpose of adding more words to a "no" is to have more words for expression.
Even in the most polite way it basically means "definitely no".
I'd bet at least some were a lot more graphic than what was reported. I'd really love to like, run into a Greenlander in this thread whose door was knocked on and hear what they actually said. There had to be at least a few "go fuck yourself with a rusty crowbar" type responses
I'm proud of my inuit brothers and sisters. The Americans may finally fucking get the hint. Apparently it wasn't enough to see that one inuk rip up American dollars when those cringe American youtubers came to give out maga hats an free money earlier this year.
Trump and his subhumans thought that the greenland-denmark conflict would benefit them, but honestly, it's got nothing to do with them. We have tried to sort out our differences while America has been an annoying mosquito trying to make our relationship troubles about them. Dumbasses. Greenland is their own people. They are their own nation and someday it will be official, but we aren't there yet and while they have a lot of issues with Denmark, there's no doubt they prefer us over America until they can stand on their own feet. It was never a question.
Particularly as the US has a no backsies law, which makes it illegal for any US state or territory to gain independence in the future.
It looks like a lot of US states are about to declare backsies.
The British Empire also had a no secession clause... oh wait
External self-determination cares little about national laws. That's kinda the whole point. The real question is what type of conditions need to be met before a right to external self-determination arises and is recognized by other countries. In general, most countries don't recognize a right to unilateral seccession under any condition. At the same time, it is also agreed that if a state were to make the practice of internal self-determination virtually impossible or meaningless, then a right to external self-determination should arise. In which case any "no backsies" rule under US national law (even the constitution) may be seen as a breach of fundamental rights.
With independence, it usually comes down to who has the bigger stick (in both material and ideational terms). The are definitely scenarios in which US states can make a valid legal case for independence but the conditions for that still haven't been met as most international lawyers will agree that Americans in all states are afforded the right to internally self-determine. For now. Things are changing quickly.
They couldn't find one fascist nutjob? That's impressive, honestly
There has to be a scoreboard for this
In order to maintain complete transparency we removed the scoreboard and actually keeping score is illegal if we're losing.
That's how you deal with an american cunt.
Trump had four years to plan his great return. Four years to mull and ponder. This is his best stuff. Everything else is going to be ad libbed.
In his defence he doesn't think at all, he's just doing what he's told by his handlers
This IS the ad-libbing. The real best stuff is the executive order intended to destroy the voting process. This is a distraction.
His whole plan was to avoid jail, I don't think he gives a damn what happens next beyond his own enrichment.
It surprises me that not everyone seems to realize this.
his childish half assed plan to annex greenland is probably codenamed "Operation Cement Lawn" which probably gave him the genius idea to literally cement over the whitehouse lawn.
I think I put more effort into this stupid joke than Trump puts into literally anything.
Should have said you'd be delighted for them to visit, and then just not let them inside. Deny any knowledge of talking to them before. Waste their time and money and call them names.
No, I live in the US and in a red state.
Seriously, the news is trying to spin it as "Oh they changed their plans" but seriously they've been hyping the fuck out of the visit and suddenly it's "JD is joining but they're only going to a military base"
Even the dumbass republicans are going wtf.
They bully, harass and disparage you then act offended when you won’t play along with their political games.
Kudos to the Greenlanders and keep it that way until the Turd Reich is vote out of office.
keep it that way until the Turd Reich is vote out of office.
No, please. Keep it forever. The USA was never and never will be a reliable ally. Good riddance. Forever.
Questions
Bent:
We need to be independent of the United States and it can only go too slowly. After Trump probably comes a "normal" president and then maybe again an idiot and so on. My question then is: How quickly can Europe become at least 80 percent independent?
Bent is smarter than Keir Starmer, who's still treating Trump administration with undeserved grace.
Even if I was okay with her visiting my home, I wouldn’t be okay with the massive security detail and intrusive background check on every member of my household.
Couchfu$&#er and his DEI wife getting rejected by Greenlanders is hilarious.
As the museum here in Copenhagen proves, Greenlanders are based.
😂 🤣 😂 🤣
Taste the Rainbow of Rejection you Repugnant Ratfucking Runt!!!
Greenlanders win the day!!
👏 👏
Good.
Fuck my country. Never been proud of it, and how I am only ashamed of it even more.
This must be a personal hell. Growing up, I wanted to get out of my small town because I hated being surrounded by idiots. So I did.
Now... well... there is no escape apparently.
Crazy that they don’t want to be a part of the fourth reich
And in 3.5 years they could probably do much more.
You mean Greenlanders don't want to invite a fucker that's trying to colonize them in for a spot of tea? Color me surprised.
Maybe they could try bribing homeless people with food again?
I had not heard this ridiculous story 🙄
https://m.economictimes.com/magazines/panache/did-trump-jr-lure-homeless-greenlanders-with-free-lunch-maga-caps-in-nuuk-stir-controversy/articleshow/117338108.cms
Maybe they should invite them in and give them the most pants-shitting sugar-free thing they have. I would not even want to be a fly on the wall on that ride home.
Ah, you mean imported Hákarl from Iceland?
Vance with his weird interaction with a human donut shop worker:"hello fellow human
I actually AM surprised that they don’t have one village idiot who loves Trump. It always seems like there’s one asshole who wants to wave the Trump flag as a fuck-you to their world.
When will these fools be able to travel to when they're not the vise-president, etc anymore?
Depends on whether they have a time machine, else it'll be into the future at the same rate as the rest of us.