Ex-Secret Service agent and conservative media personality Dan Bongino picked as FBI deputy director

You mean the guy that gargled Trump's balls every morning on Twitter when he first woke up...? I mean, without fail, that guy would felate the Orange Clown every fucking morning.

You'd be hard-pressed to pick a bigger brown noser....and he's getting out in charge of the FBI. This is a fucking circus. I'm so glad that educated, accomplished, career women and minorities are getting fired so that Sideshow Bob can take the reins.

OK but when are we getting Steven Crowder already