Unicorns
Unicorns
Unicorns
I hear this image.
So many hours of my childhood well wasted
If you enjoyed it, it wasn't a waste.
However I've 100%'d Yoshi's Island... twice. Three times if you count Yoshi's Island DS. And now I make romhacks of Yoshi's Island and Super Mario World today. I might have a problem!
No one talking about that rhino clearly having two corns?
He’s an assault unicorn so he has a backup assault uni-horn. Obv
Bicorn.
I do find it funny how "horse with a horn" is a fantastical creature that doesn't exist
But narwhals with fucking lances on their heads and giraffes with their long ass necks do
I do find it funny how “horse with a horn” is a fantastical creature that doesn’t exist
It was just medieval descriptions of a rhino because how else do you explain it to people in Europe
Wow! Look at that massive beast with one Horn! I bet it weighs as much as a house, How would you even describe that thing?
Hmmm, it's a gay horse.
no narwhals?
I think they are trying to keep this based a bit more in reality and not bring in other fantasy creatures.
Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean ...
...making a commotion...
The person who made this image, and OP are dumb as fuck. Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea, not fucking swordfish. A unicorns horn is not the same as just a pointy thing.
Afaik the "horn" of a narwhal is a tooth though.
Correct, it's a tusk, not a horn.
Unicorns by definition have one horn, while rhinoceroses have two. So clearly there's something else wrong there.
A swordfish is a variety of fishpecker, not a unicorn
I'm starting to think that unicorn was just a horse with a dildo.
Hummingbird the drone unicorn?
Aerial unicorn... The 359 Fighter Group is a 1940's US Air Force unit that flew several operations in WWII in P-51 Mustang aircraft. "The Unicorns" were their conical name and had insignia patches to match!
Sauce: https://www.usmilitariaforum.com/forums/index.php?/topic/372637-359th-fighter-group-eighth-air-force-the-unicorns-caeda-forte/
and
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/123rd_Operations_Group
Why a swordfish when narwhals exist!? https://images.app.goo.gl/bjqptE9WzdJFoKw87
Because you will summon...them.
Only if the meme includes a side of bacon
They were causing too much of a commotion
Because it says high speed underwater unicorn... narwhals top at 4kph, swordfish top at 64kph.
I'll take a slow actual water unicorn over some billed fish anyway, regardless of speed.