5mo ago

A bit rubbery...

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None of this is true. It's a piece of ham that looks mildly like a vagina, and someone came up with a funny story.
- Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?
  
  Especially on a shitposting community? What’s the world coming to?
  
  The audacity!
  
  On the internet, no one knows you're a dog.
  
  Hey! This guys a phony!
- I gotta say, I did laugh though.
- How can it be fake if it's not gay? Dude just ate pussy, that's as straight as it gets.
  
  Fake: no silicone would deform like that at conventional cooking temperatures.
  Gay: user's name is Callum.
- Hey, what are the chances that's some actual Pig crotch? Isn't ham made from cured or dried pork?
  
  Ham is made from the thighs of the pig
- Welp, I am gullible enough to think it might be real
- That's a heck of a lot more than mildly vulva
- Ice crystals can and do rupture cells. But it's not a good method to disinfect as a lot depends on the freezing rate resulting in different crystal sizes.
- Maybe OP had parasitic worms in his flesh light.
  
  *googles "how to erase thoughts"
  
  spaghetti!
- It does depend. Some microbes die when being frozen, but generally heat is much more effective (though you probably shouldn't cook your Fleshlight and use some disinfection sprelay (etc) instead)
True or not this shit killed me
- Rip
How does one expect freezing to disinfect?
- Freezing can kill bacteria, but only at temperatures far below what the standard freezer can reach. They do this for many seafood products sold commercially.
- Tbf it does. All sushi in the US is required to be frozen first for that reason
  
  That's only for specific fish parasites. Or else we could just freeze beef, thaw it and eat it raw.
  
  I assume that's for parasites which some can be killed by freezing. Freezing won't kill bacteria until about -60°C / -80°F
OOPs picture is clearly a photoshopped porkchop. Who even bothers with making this shit.
How does one mistake a fleshlight for edible meat?
- They don't because this is fake.
theres vegan meat?
- There are a bunch of fake meat products intended for vegans. Fake steaks, fake thanksgiving turkeys. Usually made out of seitan (gluten), tofu, or mung bean proteins. I don’t think any of them resemble fleshlights…
  My local pan Asian has had “vegan pork uterus” for ages.
Hmm, not bad. Bit salty...

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