Just home from the Florida snowstorm. My best friend: "You look like Johnny reb getting ready to ride off and fight them damned Yankees."

That's an 80s Eastern Bloc (Hungary or Yugoslavia?) military greatcoat. Warmest thing I own. Must admit, that outfit screams for my reproduction black-powder rifle. "Hang on guys! My powder's wet!"

If you can't cosplay a communist without being called a rebel, you might be a redneck.