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Donald Trump had ‘fiery’ call with Danish Prime Minister over Greenland: Report

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During his inauguration speech, [Trump] referred to the U.S. as a growing nation expanding its territory.
"Yo, Klaus, what is this?"
"It is the natural Order. My Beer requires enough Territory to support its Population."
"Dude, make some room in there, I just got some Soft Parade for my friend in Michigan and I want it to be cold by tonight."
"That's not going to happen."
"Excuse me??"
"German Beer is superior both in Taste and Culture. It must be allowed enough Territory to survive and to thrive, lest less civilized Beers, which are more energetic, take their Place. A Day will come when the Fridge is dominated by the Laws of Nature, and Nature favors those Beers which are of a more brutal Vim. It is only right that the strong and the pure should dominate, and not every Beer has a Right to exist."
"Are we... still talking about beer?"
"Of course we are. What else would we be talking about? — Besides, your Pisswater has its Place, in the Back, where it belongs."
"OK man, well um... I gotta go do some work."
"Auf Wiedersehen."
- "German Beer is superior both in Taste and Culture. It must be allowed enough Territory to survive and to thrive, lest less civilized Beers, which are more energetic, take their Place. A Day will come when the Fridge is dominated by the Laws of Nature, and Nature favors those Beers which are of a more brutal Vim. It is only right that the strong and the pure should dominate, and not every Beer has a Right to exist."
  Zat... is the essence of Manifest Lebensraum... :strangelove:
  
  (By the way, in case anybody doesn't get my reference, it's "My N@zi Roommate" by Atun-Shei Films)
Wonder how Article 5 works here..
- All article 5 says is that members have to consider what level of support they're going to provide. It does not stipulate that member countries have to be involved militarily.

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