"'Cause I bumped into him and all I had on me was this samurai sword. And you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph, right?" - Will Ferrell (Step Brothers)

It's a fun meta-game to see in any survival game if the katana is good or not.

Zomboid? Rare, one of the best melee weapons.

Death Road to Canada? Otaku Katana breaks in about three swings.

"Hardy Boys", too easy. "Nancy Drew", too hard. Ah! Perfect. "Bonfire of the Vanities!"

• Philip J Fry