2y ago

Analysts: "Maybe some sort of advanced camoflage?"

#Reality:

Apprentice: "I put new tires on the plane like you asked, boss!"

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New cope cage just dropped???
- coopercage was the first thing that came to mind
Noncredibledefense is leaking again
"Mr President, we have no armors to protect the planes against bombs' fragmentation."
"Very well, let them have car tires."
ps: it must be effective against something.
- Supposedly it helps disguise the image from image targeting, I'd guess it is only useful until new images are added with tyres on
  
  wouldn't it be more useful to break up its silouette, or something?
  Or even just cover it in a tarpaulin? surely they can manage to find enough material of some sort in all of russia to make a makeshift cover. It's gotta be easier than car tyres.
Goodbye fuel economy and aerodynamics.
Those tires aren't light.
- Why would you think they intend to fly like that? What caused you to reach that conclusion?
  
  I would assume he is being funny.
  
  “Well, people always say they’re tired after a long flight so I assumed they were handed a tire as they disembarked.”
- It's fine, they'll fall off at takeoff anyway
That poor plane looks tired. Better not explode it.
Oops, I almost missed the meme just looking at the picture.
Who needs chainmail when you have tiremail.
Nobody's talkin about that white jizzing thing on the right?
- Isn't that one of those mini airport vehicles?
- Woops sorry that was me
Do they know of anything that burns better than burning tires? Because I don't. I think you can actually make solid booster rockets out of tire rubber. Bags of dirt would have been better.
Russian government on some McGiver shit
Probably to confuse CV
Alright lads, wheels up in 20!
Transformers: Age of Vultron
That's not a plane! It has WAY too many wheels! Clearly, this is not the strike target you're looking for.
This doesn't look like tires to me, but a sticker. The tries would be falling off the side of the fuselage

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