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What about a woman offering n.u.t.s?

Peags

1. noun - small cylindrical beads made from polished shells and fashioned into strings or belts; used by certain Native American peoples as jewelry or currency

Peaks

1. noun - 
2. a brim that projects to the front to shade the eyes; "he pulled down the bill of his cap and trudged ahead" 
3. a V shape; "the cannibal's teeth were filed to sharp points" 
4. the highest point (of something); "at the peak of the pyramid" 
5. the most extreme possible amount or value; "voltage peak" 
6. the period of greatest prosperity or productivity 
7. to reach the highest point; attain maximum intensity, activity; "That wild, speculative spirit peaked in 1929";"Bids for the painting topped out at $50 million"

Peals

1. noun - a deep prolonged sound (as of thunder or large bells) 
2. ring recurrently; "bells were pealing" 
3. sound loudly and sonorously; "the bells rang"

Peans

1. noun - (ancient Greece) a hymn of praise (especially one sung in ancient Greece to invoke or thank a deity) 
2. Heraldic fur with gold spots on black (English)
3. a formal expression of praise

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Pens.

I think it says pineapple

If you take the blue pill then she has APE and the story ends.

If you take the red pill then she has APENIS and you will see how deep the rabbit hole goes.