7mo ago

While the internet is throwing a bitchfit over Witcher 4 staring a women, I'm just here showering and pondering if it'll be canon for Ciri to be old enough to fuck in the game.

Gimi 30 year old Ciri on a unicorn with new monsters, magic and a good ass storyline, and I'll be good to go.

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Lara Croft quietly snickering in the back of the room.
I'm keen tbh, Geralt is a great character but we have had 3 games to explore the world from that perspective. Just like in Witcher 3 where you had some experiences from Ciri's perspective we could have some Geralt moments, but the world being experienced mainly from the perspective of Ciri would be cool.
- It’s also extremely naive of anyone who has played the games. Ciri is the obvious choice to continue the story. Half of the books are about her, and as Geralt’s only kid, who better to tell the story of what comes next. Especially seeing as she is the only young person alive trained in the ways of a Witcher at the end of the 3rd game.
Dude, fantasy world, medieval ages timelines. She's def of age, even in our timeline.
I remember back in the day, starting up God of War 1 or 2 and the first thing you see in the opening cutscene is naked titties all up in Kratos' face while he's in bed with two women.
Imagine if Witcher 4 started off with hard schlong all up in Ciri's face. 😏
Staring a woman? Canon? What?
- Starring* is what the title was meant to say. The Witcher 4 will start a new trilogy with Ciri, Geralt's adopted daughter as the main character.
This post is at -30 votes. Why so salty Lemmy?
- Maybe cause it's just an opinion, not a showerthought
Also just dawned on me that this has to be fuckin exaggerated , right? If there really is a large enough % of the gaming fan base pissed about this, then who the fuck has been making all the fufking character preset mods of Ciri for literally EVERY FUCKING MOD-ABLE GAME ON THE INTERNET???!? 🤣🤣🤣
- No offense, but are you twelve or something?
- People are assholes. They can believe that a woman "doesn't belong as a protagonist," yet they love to see attractive women doing shit. It's the same people who make nude mods for these types of games.
  
  The other problem is people make money off of creating conflict that drives engagement. Someone sees something different and first thinks i can juice this for engagement and content. So something turns from you know what that's not really for me turns into their killing your boys tune in to my channel to find out why.

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