Evolution is how God (or any other deity) applies bug patches

If most of your patches makes it worse and get erased, while only a few good ones are kept in the software, then you know that you shouldn't be fixing bugs. Or mammals. Or bryophytes.

Crocodiles are the one piece of legacy code that somehow just works and absolutely no one is allowed to touch

Or no gods are real, so it is not.

And much like flip phones, he has done the crab model like 12 times.