8mo ago

I know my purpose

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Optimize shareholder value
- FUCK i knew there was something more important i was forgetting!
Does something that scale even recognize or care for an individual ant as it crosses or destroys a city?
- Not at all, just like we don't recognize or care for the hundreds of ants and anthills we destroy in every step. It doesn't have to care about you to squish you
  
  I want to learn your secret walking techniques capable of destroying entire anthills with every step.
  
  As an individual ant, I like those odds.
Make a nice safe and fabulous space for everyone to scream “aaaaah fuck, there’s a giant skeleton!”
- can i sit in your seat row pls
Land my plane in another city
- look at mr fancy pants over here who gets let in charge of the plane. they won’t even let me smoke a j with the pilots on mine. 😒
I would probably just keep on smashing houses. I'm a giant skeleton, what do I care.
Ask Mr Skelly why he has two knees on his right leg and missing a foot on the other.
- ableism
Praise Mr. Skeletal for all my calcium. He rid the world of the non-believers. Toot toot.
Doot doot.
I'm going to tell everyone how problematic it is that they're calling it a "huge black skeleton".
"That huge black skeleton just killed my family!"
"Wow, okay, let's unpack that..."
Run out to get stomped on!
Find the water that tastes like wine

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