We weren't expecting special forces
We weren't expecting special forces
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I've been wondering when Russia would take the gloves off and send in Segal. I guess after the government collapsed.
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Why is he wearing a Chinese Kung Fu gi if he's a practitioner of Japanese Akido?
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Very special forces.
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Waves his hands in vaguely flowey circles as a nearby enemy tank implodes
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I love how they've photographed him from a very specific angle, and I can still tell he's as fat as I am. Come on dude, we can both do the combat waddle!
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They tried. I can still see it through the cosplay.
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In his latest movies he fights sitting down in a rolling office chair. That's how fat and lazy he's become.
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But watch out for his mortal enemy: stairs.
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It’s all ogre now!
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Game ogre, man! Game ogre!
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I thought it was going to be space ice.
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Mr gravy seal himself
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That's a whole different kind of "special".
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Obligatory
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Dang, Nick Rekieta got swole.
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God, no, they're already starving!
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What's he going to do? Eat all their food so they starve?
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