The Rules of the devout
The Rules of the devout
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Can somebody give me the theological reasons for this? Also which one is the heretic?
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If you want an actual answer, I can! Baptists believe that baptism must mimic the baptisms performed by John the Baptist, so they must be believers baptism (no infants) and, most importantly to the meme, full immersion. Presbyterians believe that infants can be baptized and raised in the faith and that any form of water getting on the baptized person (sprinkle, pour, or dunk) is acceptable.
The Baptist thinks the Presbyterian is a heretic, other Presbyterians think this Presbyterian is a heretic if they believe this is the only acceptable way of doing it.
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The PC(USA) Book for Order W-3.0407 The Act of Baptism is where they wrote it down. Applied with the hand, by pouring, or through immersion.
Pretty much just get baptized once and you're good.
Oh! That's the others difference. Presbys only have one baptism. Baptists have no limit.
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..... I thought it was about communion....
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Its a reference to how they do their baptisms.
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both, the only holy way to eat oreos is with no milk, by opening 2 oreos, eating one crackly part of each and putting the 2 remains together so that theres double the sweet
can be repeated if you're really into it
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can you get oreos without the middle part? the cookies are already super sugary, i'd think there are some people who would rather skip the diabetes cream.
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the only holy way to eat oreos is with no milk, by opening 2 oreos, eating one crackly part of each and putting the 2 remains together so that theres double the sweet
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Mormons eating oreos: One sits on a bed holding the oreo just above the milk, while their friend jumps on the bed.
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Buddhists: the milk is an illusion
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Nah, the Buddhist leaves the oreo in the milk until they become one.
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As a Buddhist, thank you for considering this underserved audience. We typically get like two to three new jokes a year
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Hindus: get that thing away from the holy beverage!
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I'm an atheist, so I eat them by taking the creme out and just eating the cookie dry, because I don't believe in milk.
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Whole Oreos to mouth.
Into the maw.
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I am Chinese eating oreos
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Quakers just eat the oreo dry.
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Not before sitting in silence for at least an hour.
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Lol I guess then those who eat oreos without milk are pagans, heathens and heretics?
I hate god and milk, checks out.
I have a suspicion that Catholics use wine.