Wind power: CSIRO asks Australians to chart their farts for research
Wind power: CSIRO asks Australians to chart their farts for research

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Wind power: CSIRO asks Australians to chart their farts for research

Finnaly I have something to offer my country!
I already have a wind turbine strapped to my ass and generate free power with every fart. If I need a 'boost' I'll wolf down some baked beans.
You're way behind CSIRO!
I also have a small methane burner. /s Makes it a bit unpleasant when it has to flare off, but it keeps my phone charged.