9mo ago

The great outdoors

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I'm confused, I only see supports for two lower limbs; but what're you supposed to do with your tail? Just let it drag on the ground? Nah, hammocks are supposed to keep you off the ground. What a shitty hammock.
Excuse my ignorance, is that a bdsm device?
- Its a swing. For segs.
  
  You can say sex on the internet
  
  It’s* a swing
- Nope, not specifically. Basically, if you would like to be sexually penetrated you get on the swing. The person who would like to sexually penetrated you will stand behind you or in front of you and push you towards or away from him to accomplish the copulation task. Specifically the penis or dildo will then go inside our come out of the vagina, mouth or anus in such a way that the giver and receiver both feel sexual pleasure with minimal discomfort or effort. Some would think of this as fun also. Other parts of the body can also play a role with this apparatus.
  
  I wish they'd explain it this way at school...
  
  Thanks, fellow worker
  
  Much appreciated. TIL about this!
Looks like a swing for someone with special needs
- the needs are pretty special
  
  You made me think of physically disabled people using a... hammock...
  
  I was going to upvote, but the number is 69 so… nice.
Can someone please explain? I don't get it.
- secs
  
  You can say sex on the internet
  
  Swing
- It's for when you've broken both your arms, and you still want to relax.
  
  Mom!
I see the potential for lots of fun
It's great to really stretch in the middle of my nature walks, and take it all in.
NGL you could use it as a hammok and for sex
- NGL that's the entire joke
"Hammock."

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