Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
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Didn't knew a "key bump" was a thing.
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In places where cocaine is more pure it’s a thing. A small amount will get you zooted so there really isn’t a reason to do lines.
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People at festivals do it all the time, ain't got no time to lay lines
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Makes a "serviceable" scoop and reduces the amount of paraphernalia on your person.
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Watch Die Hard.
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The kids are gonna like me more, since I'm giving them bumps inside Parliaments, so they can also have a smoke with their coke. It's basically the same as giving out full-size candy bars. 😌
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I don't get it tbh, someone enlighten me please.
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Sometimes on Halloween when families are out trick or treating themselves, they'll leave a bowl of candy out in front of their house with a sign that says something like "take one per child".
This is a play on that, but it's a bump of cocaine per child. You're supposed to snort it using the key.
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It's the number of attempts that you get to open the lock to the candy stash using the provided key.
I'm pretty sure that's it.
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Instead of a bowl of candy that kids would take one of on the night of Halloween, a US holiday, they are jokingly offering a small amount of a drug, likely cocaine, to the kids.
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Wow. I thought a cocaine key was like short for kilo. Which I guess is an insane amount.
I never thought about putting the cocaine in the line etched into a key.
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a kilo of cocaine would probably run ya like 50k depending on where you are lol
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lmao
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I knew a guy who could put damn near a tbsp on a key. He was never allowed to get his own bumps.
Of sugar. Obviously I’m talking about sugar.