I'm all for acceptance, but this is going too far

Having your gay friend pay your debts with thier body. For everything else there is master card.

Priceless

Grass and gas also accepted
Sorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
\ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

This is highly flattering.

It's exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.

People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.
- there is a reason the industry term is "human resources"

They probably mean your kidneys

They certainly don’t mean your Amex lol
Or probably your slave labor in the private prison system.

Hmmm, gay people can be exchanged for goods and services :3

Is this what my date meant when they said they wanted to be used?

Ok it's clever

Gay people can be exchanged for goods and services.

Looks like human trafficking's back on the menu, boys!

No Amex?

Fun fact - loads of small businesses in Europe will refuse AMEX cards because they deliberately take fucking ages to pay
- They cost businesses a lot in charges, significantly more than Visa or mastercard.
- I didn't know that. I thought it was because America.
  Not shitting on it, but like if some fancy person was like, "I'll use my Great Britain Royalty card!" I'd roll my eyes too.
No, Amex users have no soul
- Oh good! I didn't need it anyway.

Wait, slavery is legal now for the gays!! Stonks (am straight, know gay people to “enslave”)

I think most people just call it employment

What else do you expect from a business called Open D

Back entrance only

Anyone who looks at this sign is instantly gay.

What if you're already gay?
- You turn lesbian.

Inflation is getting really out of hand...

Ok; so how much for a sandwich and a coffee; all I have on me is a pair of lesbians and a large gay guy.

"Thats 5 gaygays and 2 lezzies please."
"Inflation again??"

Wait, so I could have handed over my friend Greg in exchange for one more drink at the bar the other night? Hmm. He drinks more than me so I think he would've understood.

Gay remittance only valid for purchase of toaster ovens.

How many twinks to a bear?

As many as he can carry.

Mm, tender.
\ (legal tender)

OpenMouthKisses

Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.

First black, now gay, what next? USA wake up until it's too late

Good intentions, easily taken wrong.

Look everyone, the corporations are trying to be inclusive!

..... No? Nobody cares? Okay. That seems right. They don't care about us unless we're going to buy their shit, so that seems fair to me.

Eat the rich.

They seem to care enough to be willing to lose business from all the homophopes and transphobes, and that's A LOT of business.

How much am I worth?

Best I can do is a 50 inch oled TV and a grilled cheese sandwich.
- What kinda cheese we talking

You are not putting me in that tacky ass Velcro wallet on a chain…

I take it that's not your kink?
.... Not that there would be anything wrong with it, if it were.

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

Legal and tender.

Always have been

(pushes gay button)
Your total comes to: 2 gays, a bisexual, and a asexual. If you're out of asexuals, I can consider a intersexed.

HOW DO THEY MAKE CHANGE?

Seems like something else should come before you discover visa...