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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world

9mo ago

The cars should just cooperate and it'll be fine.

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The department is working tirelessly to apprehend the criminals.
- "Stop laughing," the department chief said in an interview with WLMY. "This is a wheel problem for us."
  
  The officers have been reviewing security footage before beginning material investigations so that they can hit the ground running.
  
  put the money in the bag~
They're working tirelessly to find the perpetrators.
- I could just kiss you.
Return just the wheels, the tires need to be examined further and will take an additional 6-18 business months
- Just cut them open, plenty of smugglers put bricks of product inside.
They weren't stolen .... they can be fetched and returned from their last known location in Afghanistan
All because the wheels were black.
Good.
ACAB
After six months the tires are sent to the city dump.
City Waste Landfill? City Police Precinct? Easy mistake when all these departments just look the same, you know.
Ah yes, forfeiture of their assets. This sounds familiar somehow...
- Those tires are criminals.
  
  They should have complied with the road.
  
  Tires can't be criminals, they are inanimate objects. Only humans and some higher intelligent animals can break the law.
Stop resisting!
Based and Legalism Pilled
civil axle forfeiture
- It's better if the police budget is spent on replacing tires rather than purchasing even more unnecessary surplus military equipment which they will then try to justify using.
- Doing this saves lives, the taxes pay for the payouts in wrongful death lawsuits so this saves money.
- If everyone just behaved, then my state wouldn't be harmful. You made me do this.
- You're right, it is an unpopular opinion. Maybe keep it to yourself next time you decide to let your fascist flag fly.

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