10mo ago

Selfish!

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There's a simple solution to make everyone happy:
- 99.7% corn syrup
  0.3% sunny
  May contain trace amounts of D
  
  You must've misread that, it says "100% Vitamin C" right on the packaging.
  It's pure ascorbic acid.
  
  If you cut the O in corn syrup in half you get 2 uppercase D’s, therefore, it’s actually 199.4% D. Checkmate
  
  Just like me fr
They should take vitamin D supplements like the rest of us shut-ins.
Dumbass vampires, I dont go out in the sun either, now we both don't have enough vitamin D.
There is milk in supermarkets enriched with Vitamin D. Good news for all vampires out their nd for their potential future victims
- That's why you don't hear about vampire attacks anymore.
  
  That's a very nice start for a book.
- Since when can vampires consume food/drink
  
  They seem okay with at least one animal fluid, maybe they can handle other animal fluids?
  
  I believe that since at least the late 1800s with the prototype of the modern vampire, the novel Dracula described vampires eating solid food.
  \ Granted it was mostly done by a crazy vampire, but he didn't seem the bare any I'll effects for the effort.
I wouldn't say no.
- :3
  
  :3
- That's going to depend an awful lot on which clan is local...
  But if we're being honest, there are much worse fates than simply getting got by one of the ugly ones.
  
  Thank you, i just discovered another fantasy world i had no idea it existed
  
  To be fair I was specifically talking about Nazuna
You know vitamin D suppliments are a thing right?
I now realize that banishing garlic from my home is an important public service for the needy.
They could just eat vegetables and drink more whole milk, the bastards. That's how I get vitamin D without going outside.
The "vampires can't go in the sun" is such a boring trope. I hate Nosferatu for introducing it.
\ Dracula (not the OG vampire, but the prototype for modern vampires) could go into the sun just fine, it just suppressed their supernatural abilities. That's way more interesting
- And he was shimmering and sparkly?
  
  🤣
  But just in case anyone wants a serious answer: no, they're indistinguishable from a regular human on land. Can't swim tho (deep water kills them or something? I forget exactly).
- Carmilla just liked to get up late. Because she was up all night doing her vampire things.
Why does it have to be human blood? Why not cow blood or chicken blood?
- They're vegan
  
  I dont think human blood is vegan, neither is a lot of vitamin d supplements
https://ttrpg.network/c/vamp_tm would love this!

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