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Chickens naturally fly. Not well or far, but they can get in a tree to roost if they want. That's why they get their wings clipped.
Farmers take that away from them, so all they have left is fight.
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I also want to include turkeys even though they're not included in the image. Turkeys like running down hills, since they're perfect runways for takeoff. Then they land in lower-hanging sturdy branches.
It's quite cute.
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turkeys straight up fly, they're not even semi flighted like chickens
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Chickens can fly, they just choose violence each time they can.
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Can confirm, I repeatedly got the shit kicked out of me by a really aggressive rooster when I was like 10
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You don't see kiwis here because they don't fight physically. Instead they'll ruin your life by trapping you in financial and legal problems.
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Fight or flight. Backwards, why?
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Its funny how most people don't know chickens can really fly. A wild or yard bird roosts in the tops of trees.
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Emu vs Australia
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It's their continent, they are just letting us live on it for now
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Begun, the Emu Wars have.
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Crosspost this to c/linuxmemes !!
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Why Dodos never get a fair shake I'll never know.
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Well, if dodos had a Glock they would not have been hunted to extinction now, wouldn't they ?
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Truly, dinosaurs with guns ! Glocks to stave off the extinction of the species ! What a wonderful idea, I would have never thought of that, somehow I must have heard about it somewhere before, surely !
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the first two are really "holding" their weapons à la veggie tales
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Veggie tails holds weapons? That christen propaganda is a lot more hardcore than I remember.
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“AND flight.”
Geese