11mo ago

Suddenly it all makes sense.

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I try not to body shame people but wtf is that
- Doing Steroids and not working out. Edit: HGH to be precise. And also for legal reasons: I just personally think so, I don't know for sure.
  
  Huh, the more you know
  
  Yeah
  
  Will he die soon?
- Rob Liefeld did the character design
  
  Is that why the feet are cropped out too?
Important nipple addition in the drawing
- It's critical for the aerodynamics
- Like the headlights on a Nissan Leaf.
- First thing I thought when I saw it was that he looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld. 😂
My inner conspiracy theory is that Elon made the Cybertruck's shape while learning to use a modeling software, sent it to the engineers at Tesla and said "make this a car".
- splines disabled.
Real question: how is he so wildly deformed?
- Idk if it's true but I remember reading that it's what happens when you take steroids but don't work out, which I'm totally willing to believe without any proof because it's 1000% something Elon Musk would do
- It seems like he is just puffing out his chest to hide his belly. Probably because he knew he was on camera.
  Source: have beer belly
What in the world was going on there? Is he OK?
- Is he OK?
  Mentally? No.
  Physically? Also no.
Bro shaped like a deep breath.
I wish there was a single day that this fucker wasn't in my feed, he thrives on attention and people are giving it to him
I finally got to see one of these in person! What a fucking dumb design... It's not even aerodynamic!
- I've actually seen a couple. It's insane how they manage to look worse in person
  
  There are a few in my town and it's really hard not to stare as they go by, even after seeing them around a bit. I imagine a few accidents have happened by now because people can't stop rubbernecking and going "Holy shit, it looks even stupider in real life!!" >> crash.
The longer you look at that photo the weirder he looks.
“It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No, it’s Polygonal Man!”
When you suck your fat gut in so hard your rib cage pops out.
Everyone: "Low poly Elon is not real" Low Poly Elon:
Both are equally gross.
When I was a kid, I would read (among other things) X-Men novels. Wolverine wasn't as popular of a character back then, but he frequently featured prominently. A common descriptor for his character was "barrel chested."
I never really knew what that meant before.
- Both of my dogs are barrel-chested, so I understand the concept. My 18 pound chihuahua/dachshund mix has to wear a medium-sized harness because his chest is so big.
Weird "Moonwalker" vibes.

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