On diets

Being a flying asshole takes a lot of energy.

Bonus, they get to be flying assholes while getting said energy. Perfect food for them.

shouldnt of nicked me chip. simple as.

They had their own sources of food but then we built houses on top of the food

This was my dog. "I'm not a wolf anymore. I don't care that you're a vegetarian. Give me what you're eating!"

Non-Australian bin chickens.