11mo ago

So you've heard of agricultural rule

Get ready for forklift certified goth gf

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I can only zoom in and stare at her thighs for so long, but I'm pretty sure she isn't wearing a seatbelt. Which if you were forklift certified you would know is rule #1.
- She has bondage gear on her back that attaches to the seat.
  
  Doesn’t sound OSHA certified to me
- I think there's a black lapbelt just below her actual belt, but that might be fabric or distortion in the image.
  
  I don't think so because it would be covering the fringy seams on the right side of her shorts if she was wearing a belt.
- She doesn’t conform to your rules.
- Nobody at the grocery store I used to work at would wear the seatbelt. One time the district safety manager was touring and asked a manager (who didn't recognize her) about it and he got in so much trouble.
Oh, so it's hot when they're forklift certified goths, but an alt girl doing donuts riding the forks of a powered jack is a "safety issue" for everyone.
- Shit, who hasn't done donuts with one of those?
  … then again I'm an alt girl(ish) person too – is "alt girls doing donuts with a pallet jack" a stereotype I was previously unaware of? I didn't get declared a public menace though, much to my disappointment.
- When I worked for asphalt plants as an operating engineer, we had 988 Loader Barbie. She could fill a bunker, top a silo, or dump a load in your bed. She really knew how to operate a center articulated front end Cat.
  
  dump a load in your bed
  Ah, the good 'ol Heard Turd
- Aaah Klaus. What happened to that guy anyway?
  
  Here's the actor in an interview 4 years ago: https://youtu.be/9bHeyCKs66A
  If you're asking about the character, rumor has it that his body is still driving a forklift to this day.
  
  He was beheaded at the end.
Certified Cat girl
- But what certification? CAT.5, CAT.7, ...?
The best kind. Removes all my worries as swiftly as she wheels off them pallets
I can be your CAT
- "Who's a good little cat?"
  "Me, I'm a good little cat :3"
  "And what do good little cats say?"
  "BEEP BEEP BEEP WHIRRRRFFFFTT BONK! VRRRRRRRRR"
If she plays Farming Simulator I think I'll implode
- She does it for realsies
  
  I think that's the other goth gf
- This looks like the exact same lady as the tractor pic.
Is the popularity of that style more out of a preference for the color or is there often a deeper ethos, culture, lifestyle etc.?
- It used to be the latter but with instagram and tiktok it just became another empty aesthetic.
  
  this has massive "name all of their albums" energy. people should be allowed to look how they want.
To answer your question:
YES.
Agriculturule!
Btw, what's the grey thing on the back?
- Propane tank.
  
  Propane forklift? I only know with diesel and electric.
- I'd guess a propane tank. I don't have any experience with forklifts, but I know there are lots of propane powered ones (in addition to the electric ones)
- Like, accidentally or on purpose?

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YES.