12mo ago

Dirty talk

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And these facts are how you ruin reincarnation. You know how many passes you need to be human again? It's a lot.
- This thought is kind of inspiring, in a "gratitude for what you have" way.
  
  But also... Imagine knowing that your child most likely was some amoeba in their previous life. Actually don't do that.
  
  I like your headspace!
- Nooooooo! 😫
  Imagine being reborn as some silly bacteria miles below the surface of the earth, though. 😖
- thanks for reminding me, i gotta stop accruing karma
- Hm, what are we taking now. Soul as a material construct? Wouldn't fit into a worms nervous system. Soul as something incorporeal? Why stop at animals as smart as an object? Reincarnated into a cupboard?
There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.
- 2 > 1
  This seems actually to be true.
There are more living organisms in one tablespoon of people than there are people on earth.
- I'm sure of it but that ruins the pun.
- Nahhhh, depends entirely on where from. Digestive tract? Absolutely. Middle of a large muscle? Not by a long shot.
  
  Oh sure, apply this logic to the human body but soil gets a free pass. Enough of this online pro-soil/anti-human agenda.
  
  Average tablespoon then.
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- This must be how all of your Shovel-centric romance novels read.
  
  the air smelled like loam
  Bish, loam is a particle size distribution and has nothing to do with soil fertility directly
That guys a pedo.¹
^{1.Pedologist.}
- TIL a new word. Thank you.
Is that Young Kevin Sorbo?
- I don't see him eating crayons, probably not.
  
  Forthing at the mouth MAGA hat wearing kevin Sorbo?
  https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2021/01/lucy-lawless-kevin-sorbo-trump

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