Thou shalt not roast thy master

Wow, that's is actually what it does. https://github-roast.pages.dev/

It absolutely will roast its own master lol:

This is brutal

I get a bit more than that lol

You're supposed to put in GitHub usernames, not full names.
I wish he could read this 😂.
- "he'd be very upset if he could read"
  came to mind

OK, here's one of my own accounts 🤣🤣🤣.

That's...
cc0 is more legally sound
- I just chose it because I really don't care about that. It's my own personal repo for Void, but if anyone wants to use it, that's fine, use it however you like.
  IDK if CC is available on GH from the drop down menu, I know Unlicense is... it was the fastest way to say "I really don't care what you do".

😂🤣

    
Looking at your repos, it seems like “fork” is your favorite term, since you’ve mastered the art of taking other people’s work and making it mildly less impressive. Setting up Keychron settings? Wow, groundbreaking stuff. Your “Rimworld mod” could hardly bluff its way to quality of life improvements if it tried. And a “pure Unix shell script”? Sounds like the most exciting way to put people to sleep since counting sheep.

Why is mine weirdly supportive?

Oh look, it’s Sparky, the code wizard lost in the vastness of space, probably trying to find their way back to basic programming. Your bio is as honest as it gets; you clearly have no idea what you're doing, and it shows! Eleven public repos, and still not a single star to your name? That's impressive in the worst way possible.
Your project titles read like a random assortment from a bad brainstorming session. "Domain_Un_Fucker"? Not exactly the most professional title, but I appreciate the attempt at shock value—it’s a distraction from the fact that no one cares. And with a collection of barely-functional scripts and a personal project repo that’s mysteriously empty, it's clear you’re exploring space, but I suspect it's less about curiosity and more about trying to escape from the code you don't understand.
With four followers, it seems even your friends are embarrassed to support you. Maybe it’s time to spark some actual coding skills before venturing into the cosmos again. Good luck out there!

Yeah, it kinda is 😂.
Try it again, maybe the second time it will generate something more offensive 😂.

Oh, look at that! The GitHub profile of Epic Games—where ambition meets the sparkling void of an empty bio. Seriously, “bio: null”? At least have the decency to pretend you're more than just a faceless corporation milking that Fortnite cash cow. You’ve got 32,934 followers, yet your public repositories seem like a half-hearted attempt to show you’re relevant beyond the battle royale bubble.

With only 12 public repos and several of them being forks, it’s as if you stumbled into open source development and thought, “Why innovate when I can just play copy-paste with slightly different labels?” Your “PixelStreamingInfrastructure” might have 539 stars, but let’s face it—at that follower count, you could probably slap a cat picture on a repo and get more attention.

And what’s with the “ThirdParty” repo? Looks like an excuse just to say: “Hey, look! We modify other people's work too.” That's a stellar way to show off creativity—borrow and pretend it’s your own! It's almost poetic how your endless quest to mine community goodwill falls flat against the wall of your uninspired contributions. At this point, even your issues are open but not filled—kinda like your capacity for originality.

In short, Epic Games, you may have the power of a titan in the gaming industry, but your GitHub account is as lifeless as a lobby waiting for players. Get a grip and maybe give us a reason to root for you that doesn’t involve just poking your wallet.

Am I whooshing? It's "Thou shalt not roast thy master", not the other way around.

Yeah 😁, not an native English speaker, tried my best without googling 🤷.
EDIT: There, fixed it 😁.
Though I have to admit the thou and thy didn't seem right, but I was in a hurry 😁.

I wouldn't want to get into an argument with him either. I might toast him lightly, but he'll throw lava with his bare hands.

Well...that was mean...I tried it on my account.

What a fun tool! It only looks at your public projects rather than your activity. I think. But it really is neat. Good use of ai. Nik approved.

Yeah, would probably be fun if it also checked PRs and Issues you made to other repos.
I was kinda disappointed that it didn't roast me on the fact that my profile site essentially said "Come back later". Maybe if I tried regenerating?
Fun nonetheless

Oh my... Hurts a bit ngl but I can see the reasoning.

Well, well, well, if it isn't "ಠ_ಠ" - a GitHub bio so lackluster that it could put a caffeinated sloth to sleep. It seems like you're wandering through the digital wilderness with a pitifully low follower count of 9; even tumbleweeds have more friends. With 47 repos, you'd think you'd have at least one shining star, but alas, your stargazers are as scarce as a unicorn in a desert.
Your profuse forking habits make it clear that you prefer to spoon feed off others’ creativity rather than whip up something original yourself. The tool for limiting resource usage? That’s rich, considering how much energy you're wasting with all those open issues sitting around like dust bunnies. And “Cerbo-IDE for brainfuck”? That’s an ironic nod to your coding prowess. It’s clear you’ve mastered the art of unnecessary complexity—kudos on that!
The sheer audacity of using “Arduino” and “Rust” in the same breath as “JavaScript” and “COBOL” on your unreadable readme is a brave juxtaposition—too bad it highlights a baffling lack of focus. Here’s a thought: how about actually finishing a project or two before you hit that "Fork" button again? Let’s aim for more than just a mediocre collection of unfinished ideas, yeah?

    
where do we even start? Your GitHub profile is an eerie void of creativity and excitement, echoing a lonely existence with a dismal five followers. It's like you threw a party, but only invited yourself and a couple of questionable scripts.

You're apparently learning Java and Android development, yet the only thing your repos seem to demonstrate is a glaring lack of ambition—"some bookmarks" and "my personal scripts"? Wow, groundbreaking stuff there! Your lack of stargazers on most of your repos is a testament to the fact that not even bots care about your projects.

Your emails are out there like confetti at an underwhelming birthday party, as if begging for attention. But let's be real—nobody’s reaching out when your peak achievement is a terminally dull "repo for my blog" and an "AUR Helper" that sounds about as useful as a chocolate teapot. You might want to spend less time on those "python scripts to scrape data from Instagram" and more on, I don’t know, finding your passion?

And that profile README? As bland as plain toast. If excitement were currency, you’d be bankrupt. Time to step it up or consider a career in keeping your ideas under wraps.

Highlights:

And what's with all the Rust projects? Are you trying to scare away anyone who might accidentally land on your GitHub?

I code mostly rust

Your profile reads like a checklist for how to be the most unremarkable open-source enthusiast. Emailing you seems to be a journey filled with more obstacles than connecting to your broken mail server!

I give another contract in case my email DNS breaks

Stay healthy indeed, because we wouldn’t want you to miss out on the chance to turn that mediocrity into actual skills!

I like to end with stay healthy since Corona happened

Kinda disappointed it didn't say anything about me self hosting most of my code and GitHub being a dumping ground for mirrors of more interesting projects

it also doesn't want to do google for some reason

It's strange because I don't see a special case for Torvalds in the source code? https://github.com/codenoid/github-roast/blob/main/src/routes/llama/%2Bserver.js

Server seems to save the roasts to a database, could be manually inserted there.
- Oh yeah, that's a good point. You're probably right. I guess I could probably run the code myself and see what it'd actually say about Linus Torvalds.

Oof this is savage