12mo ago

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So why is there no skin? Different color eyes? My cheeks are not purely made of muscle. (Seriously, good shitpost, but let's talk about it)
- yea wheres the subcutaneous fat
  
  This "person" is from LA. All that fat gets scraped out.
- The iris of your eye (the colored part) is a muscle that controls the size of the pupil (the black part that let's light in). The muscles in your cheeks control the corners of your mouth, which I guess is why they're all sunk in: no tension to hold the skin up.
  I'm not so sure about the accuracy of this picture either, maybe it was something else with a funny caption?
  
  They are not just sunken in. We see the teeth, there is nothing left. As if they are made of 100 % muscle.
- That is skin. Just skin and bone would look like that
  
  You would still have cheek skin though
Wouldn’t the eyeballs fall out?
- I mean, you'd hope. Then I wouldn't have to see myself in the mirror.
- They were pretty arbitrary on what areas got skin flaps or not.
Skipped face day bro.
A reminder to drink water folks.
Gives me the “Dinosaur pictures in old textbooks” vibe.
Goddammit if this awakens something in me
scp-096
How it feels to wake up at 6 AM for a meeting
Looks like Rick Scott
Well that’s not something I wanted to see right before going to sleep. Thanks, internet!
- You're extremely welcome
Finally a proper challenging wank!
That’s just the Greendale Human Being.
Bill Burr having a bad day.
- 10/10 rating
We could smash.
- Would be more like a clank with these facial features
  
  Hey baby, wanna clack out?
I'd give it a muscle.
I'd like to keep the skin on, please.
- But it's not edible!
Heartthrob, wow
so lips are muscles but ears are not?
- Ears are mostly cartilage
Octopode Archeologists 10 million years from now:
Forensic archeologists have made an artistic rendition of bipedos aridus, which was the dominant species at the time. They are believed to be the creatures which created all of the plastic deposits vital to our modern economy, which they secreted as a waste product after consuming even more ancient petroleum pollutants.
Their extinction was proven to be a consequence of this, as digestion of complex hydrocarbons had been proven in experiments to produce large amounts of CO2 and methane gas. This of course led to the Great Boiling, and the extinction of over 70% of our planet Hydos' life at the time.
Skill issue

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