Lauren Boebert tried to win a battle of wits with Pete Buttigieg. She lost.
Lauren Boebert tried to win a battle of wits with Pete Buttigieg. She lost. - LGBTQ Nation
Lauren Boebert couldn't win a battle of wits with a spoonful of guacamole.
Or the spoon.
She's very weird.
Weren't she and like ten other top, younger GOP candidates and influencers formerly models with no interest in politics until someone apparently started paying them to share extreme rhetoric instead of whatever the fuck they used to get up to?
Very, very weird.
Crazy story about how boebert, candace owens, tomi lahren and more of that type of vapid, gop agent of chaos - all started on a sketchy "modeling agency" website (which seems like it's also used as an escort service potentially) called "explore talent"?
It shows some of these "political pundits" in revealing, suggestive poses and is run by an Israeli pornographer with ties to organized crime (Name is Ami Shafrir and he is suspected/accused of some other pretty serious stuff).
Here are some of the photos that were captured (with watermark):
Here's boebert (this photo really shows you her roots as the illegitimate daughter of a deadbeat amateur wrestler from Florida).
And I guess, until recently at least, candice owens' whole profile was still up.
There's always another layer to these cartoon villains and their evil, desperation and ignorance.
This isn't an article, it's a Twitter thread.
Convenient for those of us who don’t have Twitter accounts
Most people will lose a battle of wits with Petey B. He's friggin' quick and incredibly intelligent.
Boebert would lose a battle of wits with a rock though.
She loses battles of wit with herself nonstop, publicly. I think we're safe.
No surprise, I'm fairly certain that she loses battles of wits regularly with small animals and house plants.
She'd lose battle of wits against a stuffed iguana. She's essentially unarmed
They call me Cuban Pete!
Was also thinking, "LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING!!!"
I'm glad you saw it, I restrained myself from adding... SSAAAAMMOOKKIINNNNN!!!!!
(Image: Lauren Boebert's face from post thumbnail-- ¾ angle. She has a very forced, mostly terrifying smile. The image is edited with a crudely drawn witch hat and text reads, "I'll grope you my pretty, and your little dog too".)
The terming “pulling out” is lost on Boebert.
Nah. Trust she's an expert at it, as good as one could be.
How many kids does she have? I guess we won't know how many abortions and day-after pills she's had so maybe you're right. All I'm saying is, it's got to be relative. We saw Boebert just in a theater full of families. God damn, some of the shit she's got up to probably at house parties and bonfire parties and what not. And like, obviously she had a kid very young, right, and then several others I think? So she's obviously not used much in the way of contraception, which means she's only doing pull out, and as many kids as she has, she doesn't have an absurd amount, like she doesn't have twenty or thirty of them. That's pretty good, relatively.
I like when she fails, but that was weak sauce and I feel robbed of my time for having read that.
Play to your strengths. Stick to giving handies.
Why was she never charged with indecency? Weren't there kids around? Caught on camera, in a public space.
And, can IQ scores run in the negative?
Because as a congresswoman she fucks Americans in public all day. I’m sure people were just glad someone enjoyed it this time
Of course Boebert lost. She went into battle unarmed.
She doesn't even qualify has a half wit.
She should probably stick to beetlejuicing in the theater.
That was the tactic she tried on Pete but for some reason it didn't work. It can't be because he wasn't interested because her pastor told her gay people weren't actually real.
Weird. She doesn't do so good with a male she can't give a handjob to in a public theater with children there. Oh well...
I don't like Buttigieg, but he's clever and charismatic while she's stupid.
She's probably not his type. And she didn't know how to handle that.
Well, she’s not my type either, and I’m pretty into women.
I find hatred and imbecility to be pretty big turn offs, and she’s got both in excess.
I think the people who would, are doing this out a sort of hate boner fantasy where they basically fuck the intolerance out of her.
She's incredibly far from his type, and he's taken, and his husband probably keeps him pretty happy.
Maybe try a battle of giving handjobs at a school play.
She doesn’t have to win. She just needs the attention and to be seen as battling the other.
Not surprised Pete won.
brave of boebert to fight a battle of wits while unarmed
Going for that pacifist achievement.